realization - i have not seen one single candid clip of michael jackson. michael just hanging out with “friends” or like, i dunno, getting the mail, or drinking starbucks. could the king of pop be the last celebrity whose private life is actually private?
sierra bonita and melrose, LA - good/fun/safe place to live? yay or nay?
Here’s a Q&A with Lauren Conrad, wherein she mentions that she’s reading my pal Sloane’s book (good!) but weirdly fails to explicate the death of her new Kindle:
A. What am I reading? I am reading — actually, I just started re-reading my own book, which is a little weird. I am between books at the moment. … I’m actually going to get one today. It’s called “I Was Told There’d Be Cake” [by Sloane Crosley]. I do like Chelsea Handler’s books. Have you read “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell?” Funny, right? I like funny books. I got a Kindle, you can buy them off Amazon. But it broke.
Q. You broke it?
A. I didn’t get to use it, actually. It was in my beach bag. It broke.
My theory: Unexpectedly sentient Kindle realized it was now in the possession of Lauren Conrad and initiated rapid self-destruction protocols.
Or maybe it just broke.
hm. 10 to 1 that the kindle is not actually broke, but that LC simply doesn’t know how to either A) turn it on or B) recharge it